Mrs. Grundy, as Her-Ladyship-to-be, demands, that only females have to curtsey. Us males are ordered to bow in front of her. Just imagine the captain, losing his balance while bowing !
We probably will not be able to get his head out of her cleavage, before he suffocates.
Also has Mrs. Grundy ordered me to bring golden embroidery-cotton on my next shuttle. Ducky will then be requested, to embroider Her Ladyship's bedclothes and undies with golden crowns.
We should ask Queen Whitegoose, to reject Mr. Grundy's application for knighthood.
