Dear folks on SS Incredibable !
The Klingons surround us. But Kriemhild, the board computer of Reinhard's V2 rocket, found some gaps in the blockade.
We will boost off for Earth immediately (meaning Reinhard, the Opera Director, Carnaby - and meself).
Will be back 10 days from now, bringing our gallant captain rum and red bubbly. Reinhard will squeeze some secret weapons formulas out of Prof. Frankenstein for the impending Klingon assault.
Carnaby will continue studies of witchcraft ( of which he was booted out 12 years ago because of utter lazyness ) to help our fight against Klingons.
I meself am looking for food suitable to a ceremonial dinner in honour of Sir Gilbert and Lady Grundy.
<If he is not appointed : So what ! The dinner will then be for one of the dancing frogs birthday !> |