Gilbert, my, um, my posterior feels strange.
Get me a hand mirror. I want to get to the bottom of this.
No, that is not a joke, Gilbert! If you laugh you will regret it. That red cat has been studying witchcraft and I don't trust him for one single second and if you're smart, you won't either. Cats are shifty creatures and we have far too many of them on board for my taste.
