Is there a good source for remedies for the trots on Andromeda XXIV?

The Ninox has been looking far and wide, why as far away as in the land of OZ. I read that he was howling and growling too.

(Maybe it wasn't only Mrs. Grundy's yodeling that sent the disturbing sound waves!)
I just wish we had a photograph of him wearing his new collar, don't you?