To Uugck Plodd -
The Earthlings navigational computer lost it's marbles long ago, probably never had any. This is the reason, why we sometimes cannot keep track of their erratical course.
I must strongly admonish you, because you broke Radio Silence without nuclear screening, as requested in latest orders. You probably gave location data to that computer crazy cat aboard the Earthling ship.
You are sentenced herewith to 40 days of solitary confinement, by water and rotten catfood only.
