We big toothed grumblers from Omega VII are happy with one captain only.
You rescued us from the stampeding mushrooms on our home planet
You are leading the fight against those Klingons
But please do not ask Prof. Frankenstein for a clone of yourself. Just imagine the amount of rum and red bubbly this clone would drink, causing a shortage of your favourite fluids !
As we are responsible, to roll the barrels into your cabin, think about the hardship thrown on us by any cloning of your august personality !
