To kkZZRyKKK :
According to messages from control units of the phasers the units are subject to fish poisoning.
Send all phasers to central maintenance with necessary forms filled out in sixtuplicate, as required
Remove any traces of fish, if your crew has not already licked the phasers clean.
Hail Klingonia !!
SSkreeech SSledjjhammmerrr
Klingon Chief Ordnance Engineer
