The disgruntled passenger may rest assured :
Our captain might disappear before a green background or behind a stack of bottles
For lunch and dinner he will reappear as usual
For the new coat of paint on our starship I suggest a blinding white, with the red Danish Cross from our National Flag.
To frighten Klingons, the following slogan should be painted all along the hull :
WE ARE RED, WE ARE WHITE, HERE COMES DANISH DYNAMITE !
Perhaps a portrait of me, wielding my biggest frying pan, could heighten the impression
