The captain had a great idea
Last time I was in Moscow (30 years ago), for a performance of SWAN LAKE, the cloak room attendant mixed up my umbrella with that of a KGB Colonel.
There are still nine Mini-Katyusha missiles in the barrel
(One I fired at a debt collector in Vienna)
Will lend this umbrella to anybody wanting to walk on the upper deck.
Before you fire, shout : "From Moscow, with love !
