My spies, listening in to Earth networks, found out :
The dangerous STARTRUK, alias "SS Incredibable" is out of it's most effective weapon : STORY LINES.
So I urgently demand, that our Klingon weapons production be changed to STORY LINES - A.S.A.P.
As we have no knowledge, what STORY LINES really are, this must be a top secret weapon.
Get busy bulding these weapons !