We need a trap door with a ladder underneath. We can't let any of the actors near it, however. They might fall in because the workmanship around here has been very shoddy.
Why, every single night recently Mary Claire has had to go to the theatre and restore damaged curtains, supervise the shoring up of sagging stages, and risk her neck on ladders.
She isn't in a good mood, let me tell you. I think maybe a shopping spree (with lots of bags) would be a good idea.
