Now will you please get cracking with the new script of "Romeo & Juliet" !
I expect to take part in two Gala Dinner Parties.
First in the Capulet's palace, where I am the Sicilian Chef, wielding a long dagger against complaining guests or household members.
Next, in the Montague's palace, where I am the Palestinian Chef, serving Camelburgers wrapped in kosher pancakes
