Our Magnificentee Scriptee Writeree should think about some more modern changes to the script of "Romeo & Juliet"
As Squeaky is covering the Navigational Computer Screen with nose prints, Piaf cries over the dramatic script, and her tear streaks make the lines more unreadable.
So please : Why not change this cast to a Happy Ending ?
In this case I would volunteer for the role of Romeo.
Just have to keep myself in check, not to eat the nightingale, neither the lark.
