Dear Squeakie !
Haggis will be served next time, when Queen Whitegoose honours us with her presence.
Forget about the rattles. Our local Union Steward, BigBadBob, did his usual pre-dinner inspection
He mistook the rattles for ravioli and ate them all.
Now you hear from him the usual useless rattling, even when he is not speaking.
Forget about Atkins Diet ! Part of that diet is skimmed milk from mad cows !
