The gentleman being rescued has yet to give us his name (nom-de-plume) and title. He inquired if Girls ere on Board. Well, I am of the girl persuasion (I think)! I will wear my most fetching outfit - a Yak vest, which hangs au naturel in long tufty hairs over my MacAngus tartan kilt. I have the cutest litte leatherette bootees to cover my webbed feet, complete with jangly glittering spurs. My new Viking helmet is nearly as cute as the one Helga the Viking wears in that cartoon strip. I suppose I could make nordic blonde plaits with some yellow raffia - just to complete the lovely picture. My Irish bagpipes make imposing accessories sitting atop my wings. So come on stranger - let's do the Eskimo Mukluk Shuffle.
Her Awesome Majesty whitegoose
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