How dare U insult my intelligence, you varmint! Take this impudent whippersnappper (is he a secret Klingon???) and put him for an hour or two in the "STOCKS." And feed him Toadstools and frogs legs for breakfast. He may come snivelling at my knees (suitably covered of course) when he is ready to plead absolute obeisance (and pay me homage by gifting me with a new tiara tp replace this one, which became tarnished on my journey to this godforsaken outpost of space.
Now - ahem - where's my lavendar salts. I em qait faint.
Her Imperious Divine Majesty (resplendent in white feathers).
whitegoose
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