Halloo everyone in space. This is Tiptoe the wonder cat with a message from my grandma. To cure hiccups ( another name for myoclonic seizures of the diaphragm) try swallowing an entire tablespioon of sugar while standing on your head and holding your breath for at least 60 sec.
Now, don't give me that old tired excuse that you are just a computer, the future of civilization depends of your courage in the face of such a difficult task. See you on the other side!