At your service, Prima Donna

Revered Mrs. Grundy -

as Opera Director I am happy to have a "Prima Donna Assoluta" up here in space.
(How about a private rehearsal aboard my V2 ??)
It is out of the question, that you carry the Basso Byron. At the tragic ending you yourself has to be carried, naturally singing your most popular aria.
Volunteers please apply ! Volunteers, while carrying the Prima Donna, should be able to sing "She is dying, oh my she is dying", whereafter you bring the full power of your voice, singing "I'm dead, I'm dead !!" in good ole opera tradition.

This performance,when finally on the MOTLEY stage, will teach Aliens, especially the Klingons, that Earth Culture is solitary best in all the known or unknown Universes.