| Another Complaint for the Director of the OperaJuly 7 2001 at 4:57 PM | Mrs. Grundy from IP address 63.254.243.166 | |
| I do not want an inflated duck masquerading as a swan to carry me. Nor do I want some stupid machine to lift me. I want the Captain to carry me! Why isn't he at the Fitness Center lifting weights right now, I'd like to know?
I insist you do something about the Captain's physical conditioning, Director. He should be Magnificently Muscled by now, but he is nowhere to be seen. I do not want him to stagger or drop me |
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