Crackers for Omega 6

The chef told me, that he is baking crackers like mad.
It is very difficult, as the opera director has demanded, that only noiseless crackers be baked. He fears that remaining crackers are used in the audience during performances.
As for finding Sir Paisley, do your best. If you locate him and he refuses to come out of hiding, give me a call. I will kidnap him after a surprise landing with my V2.