Dear Sherlock,

The Rusty Penitents are well, but full of mystery and innuendo. They vehemently claim that Sir Paisley and Sherlock Keyhole are one and the same person! They say that you are a good friend and supply them with copious quantities of "Lock Ease" to sooth their rusty joints. They also claim that you have composed all the lyrics for the songs they sing around their campfires. Can this be so? Please advise.

PS. The cellophane room is just a figment of Mr. Grundy's imagination. I am sorry you had to confront his nightmare. Mrs. Grundy's encapsulation must be affecting him terribly