I must confess. I was born on Omega 6, raised, and partially teenaged. Paisley, as he was not yet knighted, and I spent many nights conjuring beautiful lyrics and poetry. The problem was, neither of us could fully write without the help of the other. You see, every person ever born on Omega 6 has a brain that is fully composed of the right side of the brain-yet whole-sized. Thus they have brilliant imaginations and wonderous visions floating within their heads. Unfortunately, without a left side to manifest these visions, all is lost inside. I had the grave misfortune of being born a "Lefty" as they call it. So I could gather all the information from Paisley's lunatic ramblings, and together we wrote vast volumes. Once my secret was found out, I was banished for being the freak I was. But I have been in contact with Sir Paisley since my leaving and he has told me that he would not allow anyone to giev him full credit for our works, and demanded that my name be added to any writing we collaborated on, including the campfire songs you speak of. For friendship he has given up his fame and now lives a recluse. It's a sad story, but one with much heart. I will travel, myself, down to Omega 6 and I WILL return with him! That is, if I'm not found out as the Lefty who was banished. Wish me well.
