Teach ME karate. (It won't ruin my beautiful coiffure, will it?) Mrs. Grundy's sister is visiting. She brought me with her. I come from Paris, on earth, and I have a very long pedigree.
I have won many prizes for my beauty. I love trophies, and presents too -- but the last judge was prejudiced. He disqualified me just because I bit him.
Don't you think I'm perfect, Fang? Forget about that Piaf -- she's just an alley cat -- come and play with me!
