Dear Gertie,

I just saw Fang's letter, but I can't find him. I think he's taken up with Mademoiselle Fifi. Maybe they're playing in the corks. She IS very pretty, isn't she?

I would like to learn karate because those Grumblers are so BIG. Someone must teach them some discipline. Just think if they run over the plants! The worst part is that I think Squeaky is right. They are not house broken. I am ordering lots of litter. Maybe they will like that.

Reinhard told me that he hopes the Director knows what he is doing. The Grumblers ALL want to play dragons and they like to sing. The Director may be getting more than he bargained for.

PS. If you have to push Mrs. Grundy in the pool, wait 'til dark. Mr. Grundy can be nasty.