Grumbler Requirements

I have auditioned many Grumblers, Director. The two I selected, Mr. and Mrs. Grumbler, are the best singers and have the best manners. They seem reluctant to discuss their dietary requirements, but I don't think they eat Opera Directors and Primadonnas. At least not on a regular basis.

The Grumblers look rather fearsome, Director. Maybe Ducky can do something with make-up. They are very interested in their costumes and have asked for a hat for each of their heads. Politely. Please have Ducky on stand-by. I don't think it's wise to disappoint a Grumbler.