I'm happy to hear that Piaf is still your friend. I know she would like to have some corks of her very own. I also think a romantic dinner and some time with you and your corks would be very welcome. Talk to the Chef, he seems to have lots of crackers these days. You could take her on a walk among the plants. I promise not to chase you away.
Byron said he was going to put a fence around the plants. Fifi won't be able to trample them any longer. For being so little she sure walks with a heavy paw.
As far as Mrs. Grundy is concerned, she doesn't always know what she is talking about. Maybe because she is so big is why she thinks the captain is so low. I don't know why Mrs. Grundy dislikes the captain. She has been lurking around the plants lately. I hope Byron's fence can keep her away.