Even blindness could not remove the spectacle of Mrs. Grundy a la nude from my mind. I'm sure weeks of therapy are in store for me. I think I will lie among the tomato plants for a while and see if I can invoke my third eye. I hope I do not encounter any obstructions.
PS. If you see Sherlock or Sir Paisley tell them I will see them at Mrs. Grundy's for tea. By then I hope that silly Fifi will have gone home. I hate to say it, but I think her itch might have something to do with F L E A S !!!