Dear captain -
tsunamis are not caused by screeching. The worst tsunami in our family history was, when my great-grand aunt Margareta accompanied Her Highness, the Duchess of Grundyland in a Flying boat across the Baltic Sea.
When looking for the ladie's restroom, they opened the cargo door and plunged down. Six counties and seven cities drowned in the tsunami.
So I also ask, that Mrs. Grundy is not any more dunked in the pool. Piaf and Squeaky and Ducky and Fang might be swept by the resulting tsunami into Outer Space, lost forever.
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