SO ! THE MIGHTY STARFLEET'S DEFENSES CONSIST OF A VERY SMALL DOG AND AN OPERATIC VAULTING HORSE !!

I'm going to really enjoy striking terror into all of you humans ![img][/img]

I won't be responsible for what happens if you get FANG aroused !

Wondering, why there is no noise disturbance anymore from the Mrs. Grundy holograms, I found out why. They have assembled to flee into an Invisibility Shield, detected near our ship. Now, Klingons, prepare for the worst !!!

That Black Forest cake you stole? The one that Madam Ovalpuss made? Well she can't cook. WE all know that, and NEVER eat her cakes. And her Black Forest cake is the very worst. This will be you very soon. Did you intend to have a nice day?

CURSES ! THOSE EARTHLINGS ARE NOT FRIGHTENED BY MY CHAOS TRANSMITTER !
( In fact some of them have sent me messages of thanks !!)

And , GVOK ! , .... that Black Forest Cake you stole for me is , I think , actually a secret weapon !
It's effects on my digestive system are getting quite spectacular.... If I don't soon get relief you'll be our new Inspector of Sludge Pits within the hour !

( They never told me being a blood-thirsty maruder could be like this ! *sniff*)