Have just docked on with cargo from Earth. Nobody here to help me. Mr. Grundy, will you please carry the cement bags (and a present for you)ordered by Mrs. Grundy to your suite ? If you harbour any suspicions, rest assured : The pneumatic hammer for Monica May is also aboard.
Mrs. Ovalpuss, where is my exhaust pipe cleaner ? You loaned the bottle to clean the oven before baking a cake. There is not a drop left !
My sonic receiver reports nasty noises from behind the invisibility shield of those stupid Klingons. Has anybody an idea what is going on there ?

THOSE GRUNDY COPIES HAVE INVADED OUR INVISIBILITY SHIELD , AND ARE NOW SHRIEKING THEIR WAY THROUGH 'HOME ON THE RANGE' , 'SUMMERTIME' , AND 'ROCK AROUND THE CLOCK'.... ALL AT THE SAME TIME !

The noise is shaking my teeth fillings loose !

GVOK ! ...... Do something !!! , .... PLEASE ? .... sob pretty please ?

A few well placed phaser blasts should quieten 'em down , Illustrious Leader !!!

The phaser bolts are only passing through the Grundy holograms... and the 'grams are FEEDING on the phaser energy !

Worse still , ... the phaser bolts are bouncing around inside the shield and are shooting our own ship to pieces...

TURN THE SHIELD OFF , GVOK !

... Oooops !
I thought it was part of the mixture for the Black Forest Cake ! ( I hope whoever stole it has a strong stomach.)

... but I really think the concrete underwear is perhaps a tad extreme, and might be too rough on my Cuddle-Pie's tender skin.

And I won't allow the por dahhling to carry all those bags of concrete.... it would tire him far too much, and he'd be absolutely no use to almost ANYONE !]