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Now hear this !November 23 2001 at 4:11 PM | Karkajaal Mmmmph from IP address 203.27.69.94 |
| Action against the despised Earthlings is suspended for a time, as we wait on reinforcements.
Normally we would have them by now , but not many of our fleet will willingly tangle with Casey. |
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harrg Kluck Sssssppp
203.27.69.93 | Noble Warrior, Kaarkajaaal Mmmmmph ! | November 25 2001, 2:41 PM |
I am here with the First Fleet ( 4 battle cruisers , and 8 Destroyers) , ..... do you think this will be enough for our purpose ? |
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Klingon Vector Control
195.93.65.176 | Watch out, Harrg Kluck !!! | November 25 2001, 6:58 PM |
The Earthling Light Cruiser "Emden" is at the tail of your fleet ! This infamous ship is known for surprise attacks since 100 years ! Watch out !!! |
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Commander of HMISS Emden
195.93.66.177 | To Commander of HMASS Sydney | November 26 2001, 9:47 PM |
The ruse seems to work : the Klingon fleet looks backwards to find us. Now you can deploy your space torpedoes of the Tasmanian Devil Class, which home in not only on heat, but on bloodthirsty incompetence.
Hopefully you will wipe out most of their ships.
We have already attached our mock-up Klingon tailfin assembly and will destroy the Klingon fuel depot and communications on planet Omega two-and-half.
But what to do with that shipload of crazies and their SS Incredibable ? Do we take them in tow, or shall they move on ? |
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Klingon Vector Control
195.93.66.177 | You have already refuelled, Harrg Kluck ! | November 26 2001, 10:03 PM |
Esteemed warlord of the Klingon fleet !
All your ships have refuelled recently ! Why is one Cruiser coming back to the depot, demanding high- octane rum ?
Also we want to notify you, that probably another Earthling Cruiser is in front of your fleet ! The spectograph shows an equal distribution of missiles and beer bottles on board ! This points to the notorious Cruiser "Sydney" !
OPEN FIRE IMMEDIATELY ! The exact ccordinates are #1...
OH NO !!!! We are under fire ! It is the "Emden" !!
SHATTER !!! BOOM !! SHRIEK !! BANG !! CRUMBLE ............... |
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Squeaky
64.105.116.156 | Sady | November 26 2001, 1:19 PM |
Sady has a smile on her face. Have you noticed? (I wonder if that means we will have special treats tonight?!) Everyone else is worried about Klingons, but Sady is singing. Do you think she has a little secret? Maybe a boyfriend?
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Piaf
64.105.116.156 | Sady | November 26 2001, 1:29 PM |
Didn't you hear, Squeaky? The Director has picked Sady to play the role of the witch. She is walking on air and very happy. (Mrs. Grundy, Madam Ovalpuss, Monica May, and Fifi are not.) I heard Sady ask the Danish chef to make something very special for our suppers tonight. Something with lots of sweet cream.
Speaking of Fifi: Do you have your mascara and lipstick back, Squeaky? We all know how you like to dress up. |
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Reinhard von Braun
195.93.66.177 | Oh, we misunderstood talents ! | November 26 2001, 9:34 PM |
As glad as I am, that Sady got the role of "beautiful young witch", the more sad I am, that the Opera Director does not let me sing and dance "Prince Charming". That old coot (the director) still has my application file to the Hamburg State Opera from 40 years ago.
There the former lead tenor Placido Domingo decided, that my voice sounds like a rusty exhaust pipe under water - and ballet chief John Neumayer added, that I dance like a drunken hippopotamus.
Now only the distant stars hear me sing, when I travel lonely spaceways in my trusty V2-rocket. (SOB !!) |
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Horsey
64.105.116.156 | no more | November 27 2001, 12:45 PM |
Are we in danger? What's this talk about missiles and space torpedoes? And who are Tasmanian Devils? Do they sing and dance like us? Do they like carrots?
I think we have enough pets on board. I don't want to share my carrots with dancing devils from Tasmanian.
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Reinhard von Braun
195.93.64.172 | Tasmanian Devils | November 27 2001, 10:50 PM |
Do not be afraid, Horsey !
There are Space Cruisers from our Planet Earth in the area, to fight the evil Klingons. Tasmanian Devils is a nickname for missiles built at Port Davey on Australia's apple island. They are not after your carrots. |
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