NOW HEAR THIS ! (( whistles and other crackly intercom noises) It has come to my attention that a despised Earthling ship is traversing the space lanes... AND IS BOASTING THAT THEY ARE ABOUT TO PRESENT THE FIRST TRUE SPACE OPERA !!
This must not be allowed to happen !
Now is the time for all good Klingons to come to the aid of Flergolslofpt ( Klingon opera to you despised Earthlings.)

Dear dumb Klingon Cultural Ambassador !!
This silly opera "Flergolsloft" was booed down on every planet between Cassiopeia and Andromeda !
The Black Holes around all the Galaxy refused a performance. Even the icy comets took another orbit, when your Cultural Presentation came along.
Even our third back-up singer (Squeaky) can do better than your Primadonna Maria Callous !
If this is another attempt of boarding our space ship, just forget it ! The Danish Chef has fed the frogs so much power food, they are just waiting to shred every Klingon to bits.

The puny tapdances and warblings of the despised Earthling breeds can NEVER rival the majesty of Flergolsoft !

This miserable insult to all ears, the Klingon opera, has very bad side effects. Our family's friend, Professor Frankenstein, used the soundtrack to pulverize rock. But then his housekeeper raised hell and quit, because all milk and cream in the fridge clotted and got sour.

Can you pronounce "Flergolslofpt," Squeaky? I can hardly spell it. I had to have the third frog from the left help me. (The third frog attended the Ecole des Beaux Arts for two semesters you know. It's clearly stated on his resume.)

The frogs are getting ready for battle. Yes, Squeaky, battle, not ballet. They are learning to spit bullets and the Captain is helping them with their aim. They are quite good at spitting long distances now. Any Klingon opera stars had better watch out.

Be alert! We need more lerts, they taste just like goose with a cherry glaze.

Queen Mum Whitegoose has put a ban on all menus containing goose (with cherry glazing or just plain crispy fried), even on everything tasting like goose.
Reinhard is sobbing his heart out, as he comes from a country, where geese are a staple food in winter.