We will have a blood drive at noon in the dining room for little Batty. The Captain needn't donate, thank you very much. (Batty doesn't like blood tasting of garlic and onion and she doesn't want to wear a clothespin on her nose either.)
Those of you sleeping in and/or under the Captain's bed will be happy to learn that I have ordered a king sized mattress and frame for you. The Captain can sleep in a hammock in the corner until his breath improves.
Your new bed was, indeed, a rush job.
It may take time to arrange for a suitable replacement.
Even worse news though, is I have collected all the Schnapps and rum I could find aboard. It is needed for vital performance related research for my FMSH.
( Better grab some rum while it's still there)
Highly revered magnificent captain !
The specifications you gave for your Mini-Bar called for a special version of the Maxi-Bar : A Mega-Bar !
In the Black Forest a factory is now assembling your bedside bar, which can hold ten two-gallon jugs.
On my next shuttle I will try to bring it up, tied to my V2 rocket.
But I need special boosters, like Baron Rupert is making for his silly Skylark Mobile. If you want your bar, talk him into giving me at least four of them !
