What a miracle of technology !
This magnificent creation would be wasted on mere sleeping !
With a little ingenuity it coul be motorised... and I know just what motors to use !

It would be a formidable racing car !
( and it has a bar too !)
Casey, you have done well !

Now that the captain's bed gets motorized :
May I request, that His Magnificence comes to pick up his breakfast tray Himself ?
On some days Sady and me stagger under the load, to serve His Magnificence breakfast in bed.
Especially the bottles, ordered by H.M., to wash his breakfast down, are a serious weight and balance problem.

Baron Rupert is up to no good !
If he thinks about installing a lawn mower motor in your bed, he should think twice.
Just now I am cleaning and oiling my old machnie gun, unused since WW II !
I am member of the "Mighty Movement Against Noises from Lawn mowers and Hoovers (MMANLMH)"

We frogs hate motor noises !
We ask the captain submissest, to please use only natural propulsion to move his mobile new bed !
We frogs are experienced in the effects of swamp gas and other biological fuel.
So we recommend, that the captain changes his lunch orders to :
Bowl of thick split pea soup,
Black bean chili with lots of onions.
This will get his afterburner working, and the new bed can move around without any two-stroke- or four-stroke-engine.

Did you know the new beds need Emperor sized sheets and we don't have any? Ducky is working as fast as she can to make new ones. The Captain was not amused when Sady short-sheeted his bed last night. In fact he was quite LOUD about it. Mr. and Mrs. Grundy complained about the noise. Again.

I'm going to write the Baroness Adelaide and see what see can do, because she's very kind and generous.

PS. I'm not sure these motorized beds are a good idea. The Captain doesn't have a license to drive one, does he?

Dear Angel Cat Piaf !
When the last Emperor of Germany visited our castle, he never slept here. But I have a solution to your problems :
My uncle Boguslav smuggled vodka to Scandinavia on a fish cutter with black sails. The sails are still in our attic, I will order Reinhard to bring them up to you on the next shuttle.
For bed sheets the sails are a bit scratchy but for you cats they are ideal to sink forward claws into and do stretching exercises.

This should be the fastest bed in the galaxy !
I think the rotary engines from the MMMassarattles factory woul be ideal.... place a motor in each of the bed's four wheels....
The captain would even be able to sleep later each morning and save some time by driving to his shower when he wakes up!