Doc wanted me to start doiing some laps around the pool each morning..... Now, with my bed motorised, I can do them more quickly, get practice for the big race, AND have breakfast in bed while I drive !

From : Officer Rob Rippofsky
To : Commander of SS INCREDIBABLE

Herewith you are fined the amount of 7500 Galactic Dollars for committing following violations of law :
1 - Driving a motorized vehicle (emperor sized bed) around a swimming pool, while eating breakfast and drinking tea (166 proof).
2 - Using foul language after running into Gardening Gertie's tomato plants.
3 - Giving a bottle of rum to Big Toothed Grumblers, after they pulled you out of said tomato patch.
It is strictly prohibited, to serve alcoholic beverages to inhabitants of planets Omega IV to VII.

The fine is to be paid in full to :
Exchequer of Traffic Control, Omega III.
You may also pay (with 50 % discount) to :
Galactic Copper's Charity, Omega IV.

So, you noticed our little eshcapade, eh ? hic
I'm puttin' a check in the mail for the 7,500 creditsh.
Shorry 'bout the tomato plantsh, but they jumped out in front of me ... Honesh they did !
I wouldn' tell fibs to an oshiffer uv the law, now would I ?

The Captain was rummaging in his trunk for his checkbook, Horsey. Ducky thinks it's her trunk, not the Captain's. She finds all kinds of props and costumes in there for the Opera. I hope the Director didn't request a checkbook because the Exchequer of Traffic Control, Omega III has a nasty temper and the Captain might have to pay double his fines if he's late.

PS. Did you know the tomatoes have been active lately? They were jumping out at the Captain.

Has anybody seen my checkbook ?
It has vanished from my trunk. Down on Earth I was often told, that my checks have bounced. Now they probably bounced again.
So what ?
The dancing frogs bounce all the time, and even get Standing Ovations for their performance.
Soon they will be famous galaxy-wide as "Corps du Ballet de Grenouilles" !
But where is my bouncing checkbook ???

Why are tomatoes, delivered to my pantry, arriving as ketjup ?
Tomatoes are to be served nice and round and solid, because meals are a feast to the eyes, as well to the stomach !
If I find out, who is responsible for this barbarian treatment of innocent vegetables, he/she/it will be cut down to Russian Cosmonaut Emergency Rations !