I talked to my stockbroker this morning, Fang. I brought him my nest egg last year for investment. Remember? I bought Rum futures with it. On the BUNDIX* exchange.

Sady and Piaf were worried, but I had a dividend payment today and I bribed the advertisers to go away. Isn't it nice not to have those awful banners flying around. I hope the Captain can advertise the fact that we don't have advertising, if you see what I mean.

*the Australian Bundy Rum Index

I think Ducky is very smart for a little duck and she invested her nest egg wisely.

Did you know she's going to invest in particle board and hamburger futures next? She's been studying the market. Maybe we should buy shares in sliced pickles. What do you think?

Dear Ducky -
if you still have some nest eggs left to invest, buy shares of Universal Space Opera Ltd. ! A buyout by the Bundy Group must be avoided at all costs. They plan, to add a chorus refrain to each aria : "Yohohohh, and a bottle of rum !!" How does this sound, when the hero sings to the heroine "I love you so !" - and then the chorus sets in

Maybe the chorus could develop a whole range of drinking songs !

Like Roll Out The Barrel, Ten Green Bottles, ... the mind boggles !

Don't think about Hamburger Futures to invest in, as Hamburgers are not supposed to have a future. Especially my Hamburger's futures is measured in split-seconds only.
For sliced pickles I have a confidential commendation : Invest in Polski Ogirky S.A. !
But no particle boards ! Like all boards, they are indigestible

for keeping the Evil Advertisers out of our time/space/segment. They are worse than the Klingons and often caused malfunctions in communication