You are hereby assigned to the task of getting me a bottle ( or so) of the aphrowdeeziakl thingy that was fed to Mrs Grundy.
I suggest disguising yourself as a small white dog, to avoid attracting attention.

I have been unable to locate a white dog suit ( the wardrobe department has got budget cutbacks) but have improvised with a Zebra suit.

At least it's furry, and some camouflage.