Carnaby knows where we are, Captain. I had a letter from him saying he was coming for a visit today. He's arrived already, you know, and is going to tell us all about his stroke in the dining hall after dinner. (I hope the Chef hasn't run out of Rasssilberries. )

Carnaby has a VERY bushy tail and I think Squeaky is jealous because hers is so sparse. She's putting on lipstick so that no one will look at her skinny tail.

Who is Carnaby.... ?
And what has he been stroking with his tail ?

Mr Spook !
Alert the security patrols to be on the lookout for a stowaway... possibly another cat.

Dear Carnaby, This little gift is from us all. It glows in the dark and will help you see better. I found it in the Captain's trunk.

I like to rummage in the Captain's trunk because it contains all kinds of treasures. I don't think the Captain (aka His Magnificence) knows much about it really, but then he doesn't know much of anything. Not even where we are. Oh, well.

Love, Ducky

Thank you, Squeaky, Piaf, Ducky for welcoming me aboard.
The Danish Chef has given me good food, I like it up here. Edda (my mistress) is just as mean as Mary Claire.
Not only, that she hides the sweet cream in her fridge without giving me my daily bowl (or two) - she also watched over me in my pre stroke days, that I leave the birds and squirrels alone.
Especially squirrels with their miserable copies of a bushy tail are interesting to hunt. Do Klingons also have bushy tails ? Casey and me should make a perfect hunting team.