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Oh, Illustrious Leader !!....July 8 2002 at 8:40 PM | Errk Kloppermak ( Klingon)
from IP address 203.221.143.113 |
| The Incredibable has suddenly accelerated to a much higher speed !
And as soon as they did, a huge blob of a yelowis jelly slid from the swimming pool, and is right in our path!
We can't avoid hitting it.... what oolf mmmph eee oook.
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Blunk Erhtokroop (Klingon aristocrat)
203.221.143.113 | Your message is breaking up, Errk ! | July 8 2002, 8:51 PM |
Say again... or if the problem remains, check that your aerials are not fouled by contaminents !
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Danish Chef
195.93.64.13 | Good riddance | July 8 2002, 10:54 PM |
The ship did some crazy maneuvers, so that the onions I was cutting now are all over the pantry. Will collect them with a hoover and empty the bag on my much adored onion pies. 
The frogs told me, that the pineapple jello is gone.
Good riddance ! Now we can put water into the swimming pool again. I can do my morning laps faster than the days before, and do not end up with clods of jelly in my swimming trunks.
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Piaf
64.105.116.196 | Squeaky's manners | July 10 2002, 8:18 AM |
Carnaby, what are we going to do with Squeaky? The Danish Chef made such a lovely lunch for us ( his wonderful onion pie ) and Squeaky put coleslaw on it!!! I hope the Danish Chef didn't see, his feelings might be hurt. 
Speaking of the Danish Chef, do you know why he was using the Hoover? 
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Carnaby, the red tomcat
195.93.72.10 | Squeaky's eating habits | July 13 2002, 9:18 PM |
Piaf, I suspect that Squeaky is a runaway from a ship out of Canton, China. The Cantonese tend to eat everything, four legs, or no legs - except the table of course.
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Wham Boom Bang, Klingon Weapons Master
195.93.72.10 | Yellow Jello ! | July 13 2002, 9:27 PM |
Sorry, Illustrious Leader, to report this :
All missile ports of our battleship are clogged by a yellow jello
We watched the aerials, as you commanded - and now this !
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Pomp Puff, Klingon Admiral
195.93.72.10 | Start cleaning at once | July 13 2002, 9:40 PM |
Last week we cut off by laser a vat of alcoholic cleaning liquid from the tow-line of that annoying oldfashioned V2 rocket. It has been beamed over to your battleship. Start cleaning the missile ports at once, but read the instructions on the vat first 
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Wham Boom Bang, Klingon Weapons Master
195.93.72.10 | Testing the Bundaberg Cleaning Liquid | July 13 2002, 9:48 PM |
As our knowledge of Earthling languages is very limited, we are still deciphering the instructions for use. It has something to do with drinking, before the cleaning may start. Will report in one hour about the results.
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Wham Boom Bang, Klingon Weapons Master
195.93.72.10 | shdrange shings happen here ! | July 13 2002, 10:07 PM |
Hail your pompous admiralshy !
My crew and me have tested that Bundaberg Cleaning Liquid. Very delishious ! Send more, ash none ish left for cleaning ! 
Shorry to report shdrange happenings in weapons control center. Pink mice are crawling all over the instrument consolesh. The battleship ish rocking and rolling. 
Pompy Puffy, ol' chap, beam over the nexsht barrel !
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