Oh dear, Oh dear. Mrs. Grundy really did it, didn't she? The nice new shower is full of ****!!! (Piaf won't let me say it. ) Will Reinhard have to wear a space suit to repair the shower and then throw the suit away?


I am still dirty. But, thank heaven, I'm not THAT dirty. Haggis is so messy to eat and I don't think it tastes very good either. If the Captain won't fill the pool and Reinhard can't repair the shower I will just be dirty forever.

I need a shower, Gilbert. Or a dip in the pool. I am, um, VERY dirty. Go to the Captain and make him fill the pool right this instant. If you don't succeed I will never forgive you.

This is NOT a humorous situation, Gilbert, and I will not have you laughing.

The shower is cleaned and ready !
I wore a Klingon spacesuit while cleaning. They left it here after their last hasty retreat. It will be ejected in direction of the Klingon fleet, heehee
Piaf suggested, that I install a word filter, like some people do to avoid dirty Emails. This I have done, so an accident like the last should not happen again.

Reinhard, will you please add "GROG" to the word filter for stopping our new shower ?
It seems, that the captain is really planning to take a bath. If one of us is next in line, he or she will certainly be poisoned by the remaining fumes.

I tinkered with the shower when I heard about th trouble.
But now it has stopped giving showers at all !
I tried to set it to issue rose water, because of the stink, .. but all I achieved was to have it recite Shapespeare.. ( " a rose, by any other name, is still a rose... etc)