Carnaby has been testing his newly aquired powers of witchcraft. He conjured a big black wart on Mrs. Grundy's nose. As he was chuckling in anticipation of her first look into the wardrobe mirror, I caught him by the neck. Threatening him to wring this neck, he let the wart disappear.
It is one thing to study witchcraft and another to apply witchcraft under high moral standards.
I will not have my Primadonna assoluta disfigured by warts !

Hee hee ! The wart is not gone !
I only relocated it to an opposite part of Mrs. Grundy's body, were she will not see it !

Gilbert, my, um, my posterior feels strange. Get me a hand mirror. I want to get to the bottom of this.

No, that is not a joke, Gilbert! If you laugh you will regret it. That red cat has been studying witchcraft and I don't trust him for one single second and if you're smart, you won't either. Cats are shifty creatures and we have far too many of them on board for my taste.