Now that you have access to the Klingon communication channels, try sending a message to half of their ships , saying "Turn right,immediately"

To the other half of their fleet, send "Turn left immediately"

Dear Casey, Squeaky will get right on it as soon as she takes off her thong bikini. Ducky made a sarong for Mrs. Grundy out one of the V2's parachutes and Squeaky made herself a bikini out of the strings. She looks rediculous and Sady told her to take it off before she does anything else.

PS. As ususal it's all Mrs. Grundy's fault. She wore a thong bikini to rehearsal and Squeaky was jealous. I'm not sure what the Director thought because he ran and hid in the prompter's box.