... but I believe the natives have peaceful intentions, by their standards.
The sound level produced by their.. umm.. music, is destructive and dangerous to us, but they are a race of near-deaf people ( because of long exposure to that sound level).
I suggest we make enquiries as to what manner of being they actually are, then beam up some ambassadors if we are able to accomodate them.
Mr. Spook -
before you beam those ambassadors up, ask about their food requirements. Last time we had native visitors, I went berserk, as they ate our costly Meissen plates instead of what was served on them.
The Dancing Frogs Ballet Company has asked me to offer a Welcome Dance upon arrival of the ambassadors from Aldebarren.
We will appear in snow white tutus to do "Swan Lake" by Tchaikovsky. Who does the solo part of "Dying Swan" is still to be decided upon by our Opera Director.
Perhaps Queen Whitegoose Herself will come up to do this famous part. Her Scottish feet will prevent any falls during pirouettes.
