We'll have to issue everybody aboard with heavy duty ear muffs to reduce the sound level of the incoming ambassadors!

building a radio into them might be a good idea too.

Your August Magnificence (dear captain) !
We cultured passengers and crew of this ship strongly protest against any so-called ambassadors, who do RAP or Heavy Metal.
Do not let them enter !!
Ask the Aldebarren Government about opera singers, or classical violinistas for ambassadors !

Squeaky and Fang are listening to RAP music, Carnaby. (It's going to ruin their ears because they don't have their ear muffs on.) Squeaky's been practicing some street dancing moves too and she'll sprain her back if she isn't careful. She isn't up to dancing in the corps, like me, you know, and she looks silly dancing on her head, don't you think?

If the Opera Director hears of all this he might cast someone else in her starring opera role.

Piaf, me too is greatly concerned about Piaf and Fang.
They want to pep up the scene, where Mrs. Grundy sings the dying swan aria, and you do the solo ballett part (better than Mme. Pavlova, I must say).
They want to have two tin trashcans brought on stage, flap the lids with their feet, while dancing on their heads and singing the "trashcan rap" - to accompany your last delicate movements.
We must talk to the Danish Chef about a strict diet for those two.