I have decided the this quaint but ridiculous myth of Santa Claus must GO! [img][/img]
He is obviously a deterrent to constructive thinking by our youngsters, and encourages a lot of frivolous spening that could be better used by the Primary Teachers Comfort Fund ( Wallaby Flats division)

It's astonishing that anyone is capable of thought around here. Just this morning I was airing the Captain's cabin and a parade of "guests" emerged from under the bed. Ducky had the sherry bottle under a wing and the frogs were a little groggy, but Carnaby gave me a sheepish grin.

I don't mind, really. The Captain wasn't there and Santa Claus wasn't either. If Herman Simpson wants to move in please tell him from me that he will have to make separate sleeping arrangements.