Herman Simpson... that name rings a bell....
I'll look him up in the Santa-Computer. (that's like the Bat-Computer, but it laughs more often)

GOOD GRIEF !.....
I'm sorry I looked now.... with a record like that I'm surprised he survived his childhood!
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From an early age, Herman Simpson was devoted to encouraging freedom of choice, stood up for the common people, and was generally a heroic individual... Am I Right ?

From an early age his requests to me for toys were for chains and handcuffs so he could make people stay still to hear his politically oriented speeches.

He only became a primary school teacher because I couldn't give him a better superannuation package.