The Captain has got a new 'bee in his bnnet'... ummm.. I mean he has a new approach to expanding the cultural interests of those people aboard SS Incredibable..
And nobody will be safe... I mean no volunteers will be denied entry.

.... the entire crew is entitled to claim 'cultural improvement allowance', y'know..

And that's time-and-a half during the time improvement takes!

As our benevolent captain agreed to lend his voice to an interplanetary show, we got contracts from Sirius, Aldebaran XXII, and the North Pole Star !
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So please all be happy !
Piaf and Squeaky will do a galaxy wide performance as the two cats in Rossini's cats duet, which is one of the finest ever heard by opera connoisseurs !