My reference to FRIeD frogs meant only that SS Incredibable could soon have a population of re-inflated frogs leaping and hopping around happily.

I offer my apologies to anyone who thought I meant Fried Frogs... ( as in a heated pan with oile and garlic).

AAAlthough... come to think of it.... served with a good white wine.... hmmm.

MY DRESSING ROOM IS FULL OF OVER-INFLATED FROGS FLOATING AROUND LIKE ANIMATED BALLOONS!

The only way to deflate them is to give them bi-carb or something to make them burp!
(and how bad that gets depends on what they've been eating)

Dear Miss Gypsy Jones !
Will you please keep the burping inflated frogs out of rehearsals and especially actual performances !
You will never know, which way they burp (frontside or backside)

As coughing people in the audience can spoil the best performance, I do not want burping or f...ting frogs.
To bring real opera culture into outer space, we have to perform the finest.
Even Mrs. Grundy is not allowed to burp on stage.