I have an exceptional Special Delivery for Casey, Security Chief of the SS Incredibable.

..... and it's been a very busy Xmas Eve for them.

I have a communication for Casey, marked URGENT AND TOP SECRET!!!!! ( yes, with 5 exclamation marks.)

.. I'm getting OFF!
Santa's continued contribution of the domination of a subject species ((dogs) is repulsive to me, ... as is his exploitation of children!

*PHEW*, I thought he'd never leave.

One of the most despised Earthlings, Herman Simpson (or Simpleton) tried to cross Klingon controlled areas on his way to Earth. We blasted him right into Black Hole No. MMMXXXVII !
Awaiting sufficient decorations from High Command :
Kkrakk Prksh

To Commander of destroyer 4711 !
You wasted precious ammunition on an Earthling, who by his erratic behaviour was more an advantage to us, than the Earth people.
Go and apply for your medals on Earth