Why does that cat have a new furpiece, Gilbert? I didn't get one, did I!

Not only did she receive one, she is actually WEARING it! The nerve of her.

I want her to stop parading around the pool in front of Santa Claus wearing her new tail. It's a digrace to allow someone without a pedigree to wear something so elegant. Push her in the pool and bring the furpiece back to me.
Are you listening? Do as I say and do it now! (And don't step in the reindeer droppings.)