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Pardon me, Captain...

December 27 2002 at 8:45 AM
Mr Spook 
from IP address 203.220.108.87

... but there's a rotund gentleman with a white beard endeavouring to land his sleigh and reideer beside the swimming pool...
Should I slow down and let him come aboard?

He keeps calling out about a special delivery for Casey.

 
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Magnificently Sociable

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By all means, Mr Spook....

December 27 2002, 7:49 PM 

Allow him to land.... ask the Danish Chef to prepare some carrots for the reindeer!
Santa might like a nip of rum, after a long cold night doing deliveries ?

 
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Reindeer Rudolfia

195.93.65.8

What about us ?

December 28 2002, 11:08 PM 

We six female reindeers, towing fat-ass Santa Claus and his sleigh plus numerous trailers around the world, demand better food than just carrots !!

 
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Mrs. Grundy

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Envy

December 28 2002, 8:48 AM 

Why does that cat have a new furpiece, Gilbert? I didn't get one, did I! Not only did she receive one, she is actually WEARING it! The nerve of her. I want her to stop parading around the pool in front of Santa Claus wearing her new tail. It's a digrace to allow someone without a pedigree to wear something so elegant. Push her in the pool and bring the furpiece back to me.

Are you listening? Do as I say and do it now! (And don't step in the reindeer droppings.)

 
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Opera Director

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Peaceful meeting

December 28 2002, 10:57 PM 

O mia Primadonna Assoluta (Dear Mrs. Grundy)-
Rehearsals are renounced after further notice.
The Havanna Club for testing Cuban Cigars has assembled in my office and cannot be disturbed for some days.
From your devout husband I must submit to you the short message : "Lemme alone ! You never wore a tail in your life !"

 
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Fourth Frog from the Left

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Cake

December 28 2002, 10:35 AM 

Ducky and Sady baked a cake to celebrate Reinhard's ninth stroke anniversary. (It's for the Danish Chef and the Opera Director too. I think there's a relationship there but I don't quite understand it).

When Reinhard cuts the cake I am going to jump out. Won't he be surprised! Sady said she thought a buxom blond might be better, but there aren't any except Mrs. Grundy and Sady didn't think Reinhard would be very happy about that.

 
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Carnaby, the red tomcat

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The Big Surprise Cake

December 28 2002, 10:44 PM 

Dear Frog No. 4 (from left) -
Am anxious to see Reinhard cutting this fine cake Ducky and Sady baked. Better you hop out, than Mrs. Grundy.
If Mrs. Grundy did, the cake would be splattered around all this planetary system, causing sunspots which give our navigational computer more problems
Regarding buxom Blondes : Reinhard generally uses their most prominent parts for pillows - and finish !

 
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Danish Chef

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Another cake

December 29 2002, 7:26 PM 

Queen Whitegoose sent me a recipe for Carrot Cake
This I baked for Santa's reindeer ladies. They were quite happy about it, did not leave a single crumb for Squeaky to lick up.
Santa brought me a fine Viking Helmet with big horns and inbuilt ear muffs. So I have not to endure heavy metal music from the next Aldebaran ambassadors - and can shut off Mrs. Grundy's screechy orders and complaints.

 
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